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Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed a door that said PULL or vice versa put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If You like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that doesn’t, copy and paste this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you print out a hundred-some-odd page story just to read it in the middle of an asembly at school, aloud, to your friends. Crazy is when you bet your teachers money that you can recite the script of a movy/play without missing a single line or subline and win 500 from it. Crazy is shouting "I'M EVIL! AND I LOVE CHOCOLOTE COVERED COOKIES!" and cackling like a witch at a public place. Crazy is reading something completely random until three in the morning the night before a major maths exam, and still acing it! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (heck, yeah, all the time!)

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!
(Also, if anyone's interested, there's another version of this game including lizard and spock. How the heck does that work? If anyone knows, pm me.)

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver (and oh so tempting)

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. –Edgar Allan Poe

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that it must be altered every six months- Oscar Wilde

Eagles soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines

The person who can smile when something goes wrong has probably thought of someone to blame it on.

Life is too short for:

Sugar-free puddings. How good can unsweetened cookies really taste?

Patience. Whoever decided it was a virtue has obviously never spent three hours at Luton airport because the plane was delayed.

Leave-in hair conditioner. What's the difference? Just wash it, rinse it and get it done already!

Pondering if you look fat in that outfit. If you're happy, then that's all that matters.

Any kind of extreme diet. I mean, cabbage soup three times a day? Please. It's just not worth it.

Wasting time on those automated voice call thingies. I'd much rather talk to a real live person.

Making work the focus of your life (yeah, 'cus I'm a fine one to talk)

Not giving in to temptation every now and then.

Getting out of your pyjamas on cold, rainy days.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Par
  • Favourite band or musician: Three days grace
  • Favourite genre of music: At
  • Favourite artist: Karbo
  • Favourite poet or writer: Eoin Colfer
  • Favourite style of art: Abstract
  • Operating System: Windows
  • Favourite game: Ocarina of Time
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wii
  • Favourite cartoon character: Link
  • MSN: 1sxvlo@live.co.uk

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:icondaimondstrike:
Thanks for the watch!

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"Change the world? You think anyone really can? I'm not that reckless!" ~ Ramza Beoulve, Final Fantasy Tactics.

:kyxdizzy-club:

"Show me your spirit!!" ~ Gunnar Damm, Mana Khemia.
:iconemperornortonii:
Thanks for the :+devwatch!: I'll return the favor! ;)

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If we can't laugh, then our enemies win!
:iconmukatkikaarn:
Thanks for watching me ^^

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:iconvorefanatic314:
thanks for the watch!

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And in a flash of light, I was sent to Felarya, a world like no other. I have remained there since, and am currently telling my stories of what happened in those years after that.
:icondecayedzombiechewtoy:
Thanks for the watch! :D

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"There was a friendly but naive king. Who wed a very nasty queen. The king was loved but the queen was feared. Til' one day strolling in his court. An arrow pierced the kind kings heart. He lost his life and his lady love." - Alexia Ashford
:iconsuicidalmaniac28009:
Heyy, im in the chatroom if u want to go there

(devart offisial)
:iconsuicidalmaniac28009:
BLARGG...
U need to ADD more stuff though

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